May 23 2013, 9pm
how can i say “i want to kill you” to someone without looking rude
i would much rather my hands close around your air passage ways as you fall into a never ending slumber at my own hand.
is this ed sheeran
May 23 2013, 9pm
pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
May 23 2013, 9pm
Things you should never have to justify/apologise for
- wanting space
- having opinions
- having a taste in music/movies/books etc that is different to everyone else
- having emotions
- putting someone in their place when they’re being a prat
- wanting to do your own thing
- having feelings for someone
- not liking certain people
- being upset over something
- being yourself
May 23 2013, 9pm
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
May 23 2013, 9pm
Problems with being a male
- Having emotions is seen as weakness
- Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
- Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
- A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
- Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
- Makeup isn't even an option
- Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
- Being gay is seen as weak
- You can't control the size of your "manhood"
- You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
- No male specific support groups or movements
- Unequal parental rights
- Extreme feminists treating you less than human
- Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
- People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
- No one will read this past the title
May 23 2013, 9pm
MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME
A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING
AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”
I AM A PROPHET
damn you
May 23 2013, 9pm
I’m actually a really shy person.
Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.
(Source: the-zeeuh)
